Prologue

[Jimmy’s Note: Welcome, one and all, to my very first MST of a fanfic, excluding the MST on my own trollfic. This will be an MST of Naruto Veangance Revelaitons by Jake Tanner. The commentary will be told from my point of view, and it will be intertwined with a fictional account of what would happen if Monica, my preppy alter-ego, is a real person separate from me, is serious about the fanfic One Less Lonely Gurl, and is my neighbor. In other words, this MST is also a fanfic of my life.

Oh, and one more thing: Monica and I donut own this naruto veangance revelaitons thiny. dis is just an MST ok?]

It wuz jazz an ordnary day… wait. Wrong story.

It was just an ordinary day when I was browsing through my iPad, reading some fanfics and chatting it up with my friends on deviantArt. It’s good to finally be able to take a break from those blueprints and floor plans I’ve been spending late nights and coffee on.

Life with Monica Gilbey as my neighbor has been pretty tough because she blasts Justin Bieber, One Direction, and Carly Rae Jepsen songs through her pink music player at full volume; so much so that I could feel the walls vibrate. Sometimes, I regret having moved to this new apartment because of this. I, on the other hand, would blast back some good ol’ Avenged Sevenfold, Green Day, and My Chemical Romance, much to her annoyance. However, we eventually came to terms with each other, and I found out that she isn’t really so bad after all, although she can be quite annoying sometimes. 

May the loudest musicians win.

I learned that she is the writer of the infamous Spongebob Squarepants fanfic One Less Lonely Gurl, and I could really tell that she regrets it now. All she wanted was to become a famous writer just like Stephenie Meyer, and she really wanted to start at fanfiction.net, only to end up getting flames left and right. The folks at school have been bullying her for it, and she just got kicked out of the cheering team despite the fact that she could dance and do cartwheels quite well. She broke up with her Norwegian ex-boyfriend Charlie Backer after she had caught him cheating on her. Aside from those, her grades are also plummeting.

Despite our differences that make us seem like the antitheses of each other, we became friends. I soon found out that, aside from writing stories, she also likes to draw, which is something we both have in common. I offered to beta-read her fanfic and tutor her in math when I have the time, and she agreed to me. She said that she wanted to recreate One Less Lonely Gurl again. She wanted a fresh start. I then told her that we should spend some Saturdays looking up some fanfics and commentating on them so that she knows what she should and should NOT do when writing.